Scary Lumberjack Costumes

Scary Lumberjack Costumes

Timber! The sexy lumberjack ensemble, maybe not for actual lumberjack usage. Obtain it at

By Chiara Atik

Type the phrase “sexy” to the search package for, therefore have 776 serp’s. Enter your message “scary, ” and you can find only 287. What was when the scariest night of the entire year is currently the sexiest, with several grownups selecting fishnets and pumps over phony blood and ghostly pallor. And outfit stores have identified how to make almost nything sexy.

Various professional uniforms, perhaps not interesting enough for the kids, are now being donned by adults: Sexy Lumberjack, for example, comes complete with flannel shirt, ax, and pants that will get a lot of double takes on lumber yard. A barely-there sensuous Caddy outfit certainly does not look like it’s supposed to be donned by anybody lugging golf equipment all-day. Then there’s the brilliant yellowish Sexy Taxi Driver outfit, a long way off from any such thing the typical taxi driver dons on a shift.

Animals that have never already been particularly racy tend to be abruptly obtaining sexy Halloween treatment: dangerous Racoon, Darling Dolphin, Panda Babe, and, (this one’s a hard sell) Sexy water Turtle tend to be among this year’s costumes on the internet site Yandy.

Also SpongeBob SquarePants has gotten the sexy therapy. The “SpongeBabe” costume (.99) is made of a tight mini dress, printed with SpongeBob’s face, and combined with knee socks and system Mary Janes.

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Inanimate things, which you may not have thought had been sexy, are abruptly redesigned and repackaged to check suggestive. There’s the Mrs. Potato Head costume ($39.95), which includes dumped the toy’s spherical shape in favor of a body-hugging mini-dress that just grazes top of the leg. There’s the “Lemonade Stand” ($59.99), which will ben’t a stand after all, but rather a yellow dress that includes a lemon-shaped purse.

The pajama zombie woman, from KMart.

Sexy Banana ($69.95) looks like a banana only in that the costume is yellowish and significantly unwrapped. And, in what is perhaps the nadir of Halloween gorgeous Costume Design, there’s a Heinz Mustard costume ($34.96), which is, actually, a sexy bottle of mustard.

However for every sexy condiment bottle costume enthusiast, there’s a female just who’d rather frighten the pants down everyone on party. The television program “Walking Dead” features prompted a whole type of zombie costumes, including the especially sinister “Pajama Zombie” from KMart ($24.99), and also the aptly called “Patient’s Gown With shaped injuries” costume at Walgreens ($18.99).