A-one… two- A single… two… three… four… One half a bee, philosophically, Should, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has to be Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?
But could a bee be considered Or perhaps not becoming a complete bee When half the bee isn’t a bee Because some old injury?
Los angeles dee dee, one two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my leg, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It is Eric the half a bee!
Fiddle de dum, fiddle-de-dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the 1 / 2 a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer mid-day by myself, Everyone loves him carnally.
He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. The end.
Cyril Connelly? No; semi-carnally! Oh.
Cyril Connelly. [whistling]
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