Lumberjack Song-Monty Python lyrics
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Lumberjack Song-Monty Python lyrics

A-one… two- A single… two… three… four…
One half a bee, philosophically,
Should, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?

But could a bee be considered
Or perhaps not becoming a complete bee
When half the bee isn’t a bee
Because some old injury?


Los angeles dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my leg,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It is Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, fiddle-de-dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the 1 / 2 a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer mid-day by myself,
Everyone loves him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!

Cyril Connelly.

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