Monty Python Lumberjack lyrics

Monty Python Lumberjack lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Sings

We never wanted to do this task originally!
I… I wanted to be…


(piano vamp)

Jumping from tree to tree! While they float along the great streams of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my part!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Large Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We would sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work from day to night.

CHORUS: He’s a lumberjack, and he’s ok,
He sleeps forever and then he works from day to night.

I cut down woods, We consume my meal,
I-go into lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have now buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He decreases woods, he eats his meal,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays ‘e goes shoppin’
And has buttered scones for tea.


We reduce woods, I skip and leap,
I like to hit wild flowers.
I put on ladies clothes,
And hang around in taverns.

Mounties: He decreases woods, he skips and leaps,
He loves to push wild blossoms.
He places on ladies’ clothes
And hangs around. In taverns?

I chop down woods, I wear high heel pumps,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie
Like my dear papa.

Mounties: He decreases woods, he wears high heel pumps
Suspendies?? and a . a Bra?
(talked, raggedly) what exactly is this? Really wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

All: he is a lumberjack, and he’s okaaaaaaayyy. (BONG)

Sound Cue: The Liberty Bell March, by John Phillip Sousa.

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